Credit Hound 

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.

"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.

Credit Hound by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019

Hommie Credit 

A form of imaginary currency used between two friends that can be exchanged for favors.

Friend 1:Hey, got a dollar for a soda?
Friend 2:Yea, But you're starting to run out of Hommie Credit

Hommie Credit by Lil' Chris September 11, 2010

Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI 

The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.

A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.

When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.

Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?

Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.

Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI by luv_gdes November 30, 2011

hot enough to fuck on credit 

infuriated to the point that you would fornicate with the form of payment being on credit.

Zoe ditched Bobby for Aaron and he was hot enough to fuck on credit.

hot enough to fuck on credit by Bobbyp45 October 23, 2017