Custom UD mugs
with your fave def Now available
crazy fuck isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. crazy fuck
1) a very dark, twisted, and bizarre individual( perverse personalities,people who laugh for no reason incessantly, people with destructive tendencies, and people who just seem naturally drunk/high without the use of substances to get that way) are very good examples of this
" In every group of friends there's always the crazy fuck"
2. Midas Fuck
Similar to the Midas Touch

The Midas Fuck is when the group sex fiend fucks any new female that comes around making them totally undesirable for anyone else to pursue due to the fear of super aids or the knowledge that the tramp has already had sex with someone who has sexual connections with 80% of the western hemisphere.
“Wow, Sarah is so hot, I should see if she wants to go see a movie or something”
“No way man, Ryan gave her the Midas Fuck last week, she is a lost cause”
“Oh god, remember guys, it’s a 15 foot minimum, any closer and you could get the super aids. I’ll go plastic wrap the couch again”
by Crazy Ivan Jun 6, 2005 share this
3. hell ass fuck
Despite its spelling, it is used more like "Hell as Fuck" in both meaning and pronunciation- etymology and anthropological studies suggests that the "ass" was probably just added to increase the vulgarity of the phrase. It is used as a descriptive phrase to describe any noun which is "Hella Good/Bad" as "Holy Fuck", it can be used to describe both good things and bad things depending on context and how it is said- this is indicative of its origins as spoken vernacular.
That show was Hell ass Fuck! Shi-it!
4. suck a fuck
1. when used as an insult, means the same as fuck off, or go fuck yourself, or get the fuck out of my house. Usually directed at someone irritating or ugly.

2. when used literally, would most likely mean (though no one knows who would honestly do this) to use the tongue and lips to actually suck someone else's intercourse. to lick and/or suck the area where the penis is entering the vagina.
1. Elizabeth: Donnie, you're such a fuckass!
Donnie: Oh yeah? Well, you can go suck a fuck!

2. "Man, I thought a threesome would be hot, but all that crazy bitch did was suck our fuck!"
5. Waldo Bro
Wall-dough Bro.

A Dude that doesnt give a Fuck about the Law.
Always causing havac on sociaty.
participates in Extreem sports, primarily, boardsports.
Represents his crew with a spades sticker on his ride.
Usualy can be spoted rollin in a lifted truck, atleast 3 heads deep.
throws gangs signs and kills people for fun.
Billy-- Damn foo you see that krew? those dudes look fuckin killer..

Jon-- fuck yea dude thats the Waldo Bros.. we need to get in that shit..
6. crazy bitch
(n.) A sexually crazy girl who loves to screw dirty, but will drive you mad otherwise through her bitchiness and insanity, you'll find many women fitting this description in hot night clubs.
Did you see John pick up that crazy bitch? She'll probably leave bite marks all over his pecker!
7. fuck bug
A fuck bug is when a group of guys get together preferably in the woods and dig a big hole. One of the men catches a bug, preferably a beetle, and throws it in the hole. Next, all of the men take their clothes off, jump in the hole and try to fuck the bug, but the bug gets away and they just end up fucking each other. Afterwards they all go to the bar and say things like, "I thought I had the little bastard but I guess that was you Hank,
sorry i thought it was the bug..." --- SURE YOU DID.

Items needed for a fuck bug: shovels, small bug, at least 4 naked guys.

Sounds during a fuck bug: oooohh yeahh!!!! come on now! (like a hick would say it) ooohh!!! ahhhh!!! git' on me Jim (like a hick would say it)
There is a fuck bug tonight under the old treehouse at 7pm, can you bring the shovels?
ad feedback
ad feedback
love it
hate it