crashnbrn 

Often imitated, never duplicated.

1. Crashnbrn is an internet personality that has been around for 15 years, as of June of 2012.

She has been everything from a D&D style pyromancer, named 'Perfect girlfriend of the Internets' from 1999-2003, and more.

She was the first one to come up with the meme 'It's navy!'' and the conjunction words 'Cutiful', 'prettiful', and 'confuzzled'.

2. Used when calling someone 'the perfect girlfriend'. (Also known as an 'Autumn')

3. Someone who comes up with memes or conjunction or 'understandable make-up' words. (Also known as a 'crash'.)

1. "Hey, I'm a crashnbrn! I just came up with the word 'smarticles'!"

"Wow, Crash! That's cool!"

2. I'm so lucky to have you. You're such an Autumn... a real crashnbrn.

crashnbrn by One and only Crash sidekick! December 22, 2010

crashboner 

when some cannot help but crash his/her car they have a crashboner. Once someone has a crashboner nothing will prevent them from eventually crashing.

It was raining and alot of people must have left their homes with a crashboner because there was a huge pile-up on the highway

crashboner by old man tucker October 6, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012