crash-magnet Share definition Flag Someone who crashes constantly and usually protests their innocence. A very bad driver. "Dude did u hear about Andly?He had another crash! That guys such a crash-magnet!He's crashed four times already in the last year bro!" crash-magnet by Jeffrey wong June 6, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the crash-magnet mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch