An inferior laptop that is in poor physical condition which never seems to die, despite its unattractive appearance. This could also be a laptop that stays under the bathroom sink until you need to pass some time while pooping.
I own this laptop which is a Pentium 4 2.4gHz, but the hard drive is really slow, the video is shared ram, it doesn't have USB 2.0, and no PCMCIA slot, plus the battery is dead, all the paint has worn off where you rest your hands on the keyboard, and the screen was wobbly and sometimes would flicker. Likewise, I had a lightweight Sony craptop that had screen issues, but it was great for bringing to the can!
by dustin fields December 06, 2006
A crappy slow laptop
damnnit, my craptop is really getting on my nerves! gotta upgrade :-)
by hallooooooo July 27, 2009
Any laptop which impedes your performance as a professional gamer.
I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!
by Cheerio February 23, 2003
You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"
Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.
by Legos August 17, 2007