crapparatus 

An electrical and/or mechanical apparatus that has taken hours or days of your time to design and assemble, but that either does not work at all or works so badly that it needs to be scrapped.

Where’s the oscilloscope?
It’s part of that crapparatus I just wasted a week on.

crapparatus by Hatchetface September 6, 2007

capparitus 

a disease in which the individual is forced to demonstrate huge amounts of cap

bro i cant go out tonight, ive come down with capparitus

capparitus by kettyboy2341 December 28, 2022