crapparada

pooping behind a tree (v); crappy (adj)

1. That girl just crapparadad in front of the school building!
2. My day was soooo crapparada.

crapparada by Just BE October 23, 2005

Crapperdashery 

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

Crapperdashery by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

crappard 

A way to describe someone being undescribably crap.

"yeah, stop being a crappard."

crappard by alexandrawrx April 24, 2009

craparama 

A event that was supposed to be fun but, turns out bad.

Wow wasn't that a craparama, I thought they were good.

craparama by Nookie Mc D October 12, 2007

craptardation 

a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.
generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.

- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!
- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!
- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...
- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.

craptardation by crapooligan April 20, 2007

crapparatus 

An electrical and/or mechanical apparatus that has taken hours or days of your time to design and assemble, but that either does not work at all or works so badly that it needs to be scrapped.

Where’s the oscilloscope?
It’s part of that crapparatus I just wasted a week on.

crapparatus by Hatchetface September 6, 2007