Crapitalize 

Failure to succeed when given a good opportunity.
(the exact opposite of capitalizing on something)

Wow, that kicker really crapitalized on that field goal.

Crapitalize by alexanderdys January 11, 2012

capitalize 

to take advantage of a particular situtation with a girl and get some action

a girl shows up at you your house soaked from the cold rain and needs a hot shower. you use this to capitalize and fuck the girl

capitalize by jeremy345234 May 1, 2010

Capitalized Humor

The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.

Friend: Hewlp

*H

*E

*L

*L

*O

THERE

Me: What are you doing

Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR

anyways want some popcorn?

Capitalized Humor by VoideMiste January 18, 2019

Under Capitalized

When the younger generation types emails in all lower case, disregarding the proper rules of grammar and style. Since they're so used to no-rules texting they can't use proper punctuation in emails.

Their emails are Under Capitalized!

to mark:

that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks

david

------------------

David,

Your email was Under Capitalized!

-Mark

Under Capitalized by MarkZ June 22, 2012

Crapitalize 

To unnecessarily capitalize a word.

Most poets crapitalize.
For example, Emily Dickinson crapitalizes several times in the following poem:

"Within my Garden, rides a Bird
Upon a single Wheel—
Whose spokes a dizzy Music make
As 'twere a travelling Mill—"

Crapitalize by technirsew&elylracs August 29, 2010

capitalize on it 

when they want to be your boyfriend/girlfriend

todd talked to his girl, he wants to capitalize on it

capitalize on it by dontnockthesocktillyouseethero June 12, 2019

Capitalize 

Being able to take advantage of a certain situation.

Lebron : "Y'all niggas trash! We lost by 33 points!"
JR smith: "you can't get mad at us 'cause you can't capitalize..."

Capitalize by orBlo February 24, 2017