Craphat 

Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.

Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)

Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.

Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.

Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.

All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.

7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.

A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.

Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!

Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.

Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT

Craphat by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020

craphat 

Military slang used by members of the parachute regiment to denote what they class as lesser regiments.
Taken from the fact that they wear the coveted Maroon beret that no-one else wears.

what the f*ck does he know hes a f*cking craphat

craphat by Mikka September 21, 2007

Craphatch 

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.

dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.

Craphatch by mattdub July 9, 2009

Crap Hats 

Military Slang (usually used by Para's) to describe either Territorial Recruits, Regular Soldiers or Raw Recruits.

1 Para: Hey, Check out the fresh meat.
1 Para#2: Bunch a Crap Hats.

Crap Hats by Saccade January 21, 2009

craphass 

How to define a person that isn't quite a crapass, but not yet an ass. Usually said by accenting the "h" while watching the person's reaction.

"Christina, you're such a craphass!"
"Jessica, you're such a craphass!"
"Brandon, you're not a craphass, you're just a plain crapass."

craphass by dontworryaboutitstud December 25, 2009

craphat 

A person who is below the same social class, standing or background as ones self. Originally used within the armed forces

"Bloody craphats, punch of w4nk3rs!"

craphat by Batfink October 25, 2004

craphat 

When someone does something displeasing to another person, the annoyed person may assign the annoyer craphat-wearing status.

My roommate taped over the Iron Chef marathon before I got to watch it. He totally wears the craphat.

craphat by Valerie May 24, 2004