crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

crapatorium by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

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between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

between a crematorium and a dildo shop by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

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Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

Crappatorium by Triple J May 4, 2005

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between the dildo store and the crematorium

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

between the dildo store and the crematorium by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020