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1.
when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.
PARIS : That was a shit mix...

JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...

PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....

------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------

*dj plays shit mix*

PARIS : WTF was that?

JAE : Crap salad.
by JPG.PP July 22, 2010
 
2.
something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.
i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.
by "the ryan" October 12, 2007