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1.
Music that displays the new level of great. Much better than the mainstream garbage that is driving the U.S. and other parts of the world insane. Crankworthy Music is just that; it's music worth turning up loud enough for the world to hear.
Man did you hear the new CD by OutKast? It's like no other! I guess they have a new guy with the group, Arik Duncan..Either way, it's crankworthy!
by Man Wit Cassettes May 12, 2011
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2.
Something worthy of "cranking one out" (Masturbating) to.
"Did you check that YouTube link I sent ya?"
"Ahh yeah, lemme tell ya, it was crankworthy."
by Oi Oi January 18, 2007
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