crankbait 

When screwing a man/woman doggy-style, you fish hook her mouth to one side so that she must look at you, then, you nut in her eye.

Ohh, I just had to crankbait that bitch!

crankbait by krakahed May 3, 2009

crankbait 

Extremely cool person who rules the office world.

Please see: farquad / noonie.

Hey crankbait, good job at the office today!

crankbait by Lisa February 28, 2005

cranbaisins 

A portmanteau of cranberries and raisins.

Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.

cranbaisins by natalie portmanteaux May 28, 2023

Cranktitude 

When cranky meets attitude!

I'm experiencing some serious cranktitude today!

Cranktitude by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

Crunkabit

A term referring to when a male/female is considered to be crunk, a little bit.
Crunk ( crazy/drunk)

I drank a shit load of tequila and smoked a huge a joint, I am definitely crunkabit.

Crunkabit by Gnizzledabombshizzay May 16, 2011

Crankabitchapotamus 

It's the word used to describe someone so cranky and so bitchy that you drop your jaw in awe. Generally speaking, said person has the intelligence and/or appearance of a hippopotamus.

"Don't provoke me! The power was out, so I overslept, and couldn't straighten my hair, then I broke a nail! I'm such a crankabitchapotamus today!"

Crankabitchapotamus by Mother of crankapotamus April 6, 2010

charkbait! 

The name of a small fishing tackle store in Huntington Beach, California.

Charkbait! must always have an exclamation point following it and is to be revered by all. We are nothing compared to It. Charkbait! is everything that is and has ever been. All hail Charkbait! Charkbait! loves you.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Uranium
Uranium who?
CHARKBAIT!

charkbait! by Bryce Craycroft September 20, 2004