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An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.
Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.
Crunkfest by mr_natas March 23, 2009

crackfest 

when you cant stop cracking up with someone else
hahahahahhahahahah
hahahHAHHAHAHhahahahhahahaAHHA
hahahahhahahaha omg were having a crackfest!!!
crackfest by monpri July 14, 2010
Its a festival involving many people getting very crazy and drunk. There will always be large quantities of alcohol consumed and crunkfest and usually strippers.
You are cordially invited to the crunkfest this weekend...just bring some ho's.
Crunkfest by Jerd April 13, 2005
Party or bar with terrible female to dude ratio.
Dude, this place is a crankfest. Let's go.
Crankfest by sbaines April 26, 2009
1. An event that takes place in a neighborhood over 4 or more days in which everyone drinks constantly together.
Yo man, Dj and Tyler are coming down for winterbreak, its gonna be Crunkfest 2010 part two!
Crunkfest by Jonny G the lettuce man December 11, 2010

crankiest 

Bald men with the name of Shawn
Shawn is the crankiest between the hours of 12am and 12 pm
crankiest by GL cool T March 27, 2022