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crank n clean 

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!
Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!
crank n clean by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015

Crank 'n' Drank 

Crank on some Code, Drink alcohol while doing it. Typically for the purpose of furthering a business.
We really need to consolidate the databases. Looking forward to Crank 'n' Drank when we have the time to do it!
Crank 'n' Drank by tgfoot February 22, 2015

frank n crank 

Frank n Crank, the meaning is quite simple really. It's not a name it is a verb. In order to 'Frank n Crank' you must fist one's self while crying in the act. Frank is love, Crank is life...
On the weekend i was feeling quite ambiguous about this new word frank and crank. It sounded quite desirable so a franked and a cranked until i was satisfied with myself. Frank is love, Crank is life... # frank n crank

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crank name

a false name meant to be funny
for example:
Ben Dover
Howie felterpuss
Pat McGroin
stu pid
jack koff
etc.
crank name by bojzzle October 13, 2004

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights 

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?