Crampos 

Crampos are what you get when your grandparents give you way too many cookies. You begin to get this huge painful sensation on your belly and your chest. You start to get crampos after 10-20 cookies depending on how drunk you are. 10 if you are just fancy drunk, 20 if you are hallucinating drunk. If you are passed out you will never get the crampos. Crampos, though related to cramps, are a lot more painful. Grandmas and grandpas, you will never get crampos.

Jimmy: Mommy! Grandmas giving me too many cookies I'm gonna get de crampos!
Mom: Hear drink this gin.
Jimmy: (drinks and cries) Ahhhh! It's too yukky mommy!
Mom: GODAMNIT! (tears up) honey take your suicide pills.
Jimmy: (swallows and then falls) Oh mommy! It's so warm in hell.
Mom: I love you so much baby. DAMN YOU CRAMPOS!

Crampos by Wonderson April 12, 2007

crampon 

Synonymous with douche bag and fuck wad, only with feminine association during menstruation.

"Gina isn't just hormonal, she's being a total crampon."

crampon by Cinthya February 1, 2008

Crampon 

Having sex with a girl while she has a tampon in.

Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you boned Kristin last night, wasn't she on her period?
Guy 2: Yeah so I gave her the crampon and watched her dig it out after!
Guy 1: What a slut!

Crampon by TrainStain February 24, 2011

Campons 

Like Eons in that it's a long time ago. It is specific to camping. I was camping with a bunch of people that i go camping with every year. We were thinking of a particular time and I said that was "campons" ago.

For example your brother found a diamond ring a while back when you were camping you could say "that was Campons ago."

Campons by Tkdrubberduckie December 27, 2012

crampon 

A tampon of the applicator-free variety, requiring cramming for insertion.

They only had o.b. but I don't use crampons.

crampon by David Skin February 8, 2008

crampon 

sworn enemy of hotrock.
not as powerful or cool, but they'll do.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no! it's crampon! no wait it's a plane.

crampon by hardcore tomas January 5, 2007

Champons 

For girls who still want to party on their period. ‘Cause you were bloated all last week and mommy needs a drink.

“Girl’s night Thursday?!”
“I can’t, I’m on my period”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got champons!”

See also: Ways to tell the guy who bought bottle-service you’re not hooking up with him.... but, like, fun

Champons by likethecontinent December 2, 2018