Jay Critch 

A rapper from brooklyn who goes stupid hard on the tracks and does NOT have a rape charge.

Signed to rich forever under interscope, he has dropped heat such as ; Did it again, Ego, Fashion.

He is the hood fav and he signed it never declined it

jay critch yeah the whole hood love me

Jay Critch by LickGodLun December 21, 2018

Craptcha 

Craptcha (noun): Based on the word CAPTCHA (the Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart), it is usually used to refer to a reCAPTCHA or hCaptcha puzzle that is poorly graded or designed, sometimes denying access despite correct answers or having ambiguous technicalities that make completing the puzzle incredibly difficult (and occasionally impossible). It is seen much more often in hCaptcha than reCAPTCHA due to Google's processing power, access to powerful image recognition algorithms, and datasets used for training the puzzles (as reCAPTCHA has access to Google Maps data).

"C'mon! Just place the goddamn pizza order already!"
"I can't, I'm trapped behind a craptcha!"

Craptcha by SupaGamer2017 January 5, 2023

evan critch 

loves eating pizza with a fork in a thermos, baseball fanatic, muscle man

evan critch is all muscle

evan critch by dawn jr, May 6, 2019

cratch hole 

The female anatomy including the crack (butthole) and vagina (vagina hole).

"Hey Tricia, I got sand in my cratch hole when I had sex on the beach with lanky Larry."

cratch hole by Cdubs2015 October 7, 2015

Critchellites 

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.

Critchellites by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021

cratch whore 

someone who is not worthy of being called a crack whore, usually they are bitchy girls that need a slap.

OMG olivia that boys ex is such a cratch whore.
Meh that girl is a cratch whore, burn her.
Travis's wife is a damn fukin cratch whore!

cratch whore by Bang Bang April 19, 2006

Critchley 

Is one of the most unpopular names in the world. But yet defines pure awesomness. A person who is called by the name ''Critchley'', has to be so awesome, that none can resist the awesomness, so they have to be their friend. A Critchley usually has a very long penis. Close to 8 inches most of the time.

Wouldn't you love to know a Critchley? I shure would.

Critchley by Telephone Wire November 27, 2010