Craig Alan Dyer

A tall man who is extremely good looking. He tends to answer questions with the words "maybe" and "possibly". He is a big goof ball who knows how to be serious when it is necessary. He's the best guy a girl could ever ask for. He is intellegent and goal driven. He is cabable of anything. He is an absolutely amazing cuddler, dare i say the best? YES! He's the type of guy who you can't help but love. He's a beast wrestler, but he wouldn't hurt a fly in real life. He is strong. He knows how to romance a girl. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me and I pray to God that one day, I become his wife<3

"Hey who is that tall guy over there?"
"Oh him? He's my boyfriend."
"I wish he was mine, you're so lucky to have Craig Alan Dyer!"

Craig Alan Dyer by LadyMcLadyPants October 17, 2011

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Craigslang

Selling your shit on Craigslist like a hustler or a job

Dayumm, I don't have any money for food or gas, time to get my craigslang on!

Craigslang by sxymama July 10, 2015

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Cragalanche

Being of such how power that he has almost reached a level of uncromprehension to the mortals. There is only one Crag in existence and only he alone holds the answers to he universe. He fears nothing and everything fears him.

Man that guy is your typical cragalanche

Cragalanche by 69_BigBoi_69 November 17, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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