Crahen Week 

A Crahen Week is a week in which every aspect of your life takes a horrible turn to shit in the course of one week. This includes but is not limited to Academics, Relationship status, physical health, and presence on a team.

Zach had a really bad Crahen week when his girlfriend dumped him, got cut from the track team, got the flu really bad, and failed 3 wprs.

Crahen Week by free Spirit Gear in room 677 February 15, 2010

Crazen 

a fucking paedophile

you are crazen. you must now go to prison

Crazen by urnansasket October 17, 2020

Craven Arms 

A small town in Shropshire that is an enclave of the Bronx ghetto. People of Craven Arms carry knives around with them to piss people off at parties.Possibly the smallest town to have a mosquito. The people of Craven Arms are all gangsta blaa and say CA TID (til i die). if you stay there it will be soon. Of no significance naturally or attractively, housing in this place is randoma and distasteful

Lets turn the windows up, we're in Craven Arms!

Teacher: Here is a picture of a slum
Smart Alek: looks like Craven Arms

Craven Arms by Winkwinkwinkhaha May 18, 2010

Crapensta 

Also, CrAPenSta: Up-and-coming Manhattan neighborhood, between Chelsea and Midtown West. Derived using the same method as Tribeca, SoHo, and Nolita, Crapensta is the Crap Around Penn Station.

Unknown origin, popularized by Campbell Austin and Max Mayer-Cesiano in Spring 2006.

1. I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to Crapensta; it's closer to the Amtrak station anyway.

2. (as an adjective) I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to something a little more crapensta.

Crapensta by AC Austin May 6, 2006

crapendium

A comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. Usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.

The original crapendium was invented by Adam and Eddie and is a useful guide to UNC students to this day.

crapendium by Mearns June 21, 2005

Uncle Craven 

The one uncle you have that is always drunk and slurs. This is a fellow that always wants a hug at a family get together and reeks of alcohol.

"Give your Uncle Craven a big motherfucking hug"
-Your Uncle Craven

Uncle Craven by Chrisc09 November 11, 2009

shawn "clown" crahan 

a.k.a. (#6), one of the founding members of the masked metal Band Slipknot... his nickname comes from the fact that he wears a clown mask on stage during the band's live performances... his equipment consists of 2 empty beer kegs, 2 toms and 2 bass drums... he and percussionist Chris Fehn would supply the backbeat to Slipknot's former drummer, Joey Jordison... during their early touring years, Clown was noted for injuring himself on stage--during Ozzfest '99, he even slammed his head into his kegs, causing an injury that required 39 stitches to heal... Clown has been a mighty contributor to the band in that besides his writing and playing, he has also directed 5 of their music videos as well as their third video album Voliminal: Inside the Nine... Currently, he has the longest tenure in Slipknot at 20 years... Slipknot's frontman Corey Taylor has stated that while Shawn is sane, "Clown" is crazy!

Dude, that mask is creepy. I know, that's Shawn "Clown" Crahan. I wouldn't mess with him, just enjoy the show!

shawn "clown" crahan by MM151 March 17, 2015