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cradletot 

Cradletot is a common nickname for the act of bathing Gandhi (or any of his desecndants/followers) in a large bath of Indian mujitnos more commonly known as "tater tots" at a specified "sacred spot" in the Mojave desert in order to cleanse the body and soul of evil spirits before a hunger strike. Afterwards the "cradled" would continue to consume the "tots" as part of his/her last meal.
Bob is busy right now. He is engaged in a cradletot.
Dude, we totally jus cradletotted that guy.
Cradletots are cool.
cradletot by Phil the Philanthropist September 7, 2009
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Cradleho 

Cradleho (n): a cradle robber who does this action quite frequently, becoming a ho.

Cradlehoing (adj.): The act of robbing many cradles within a short period of time.
Damn! That man is a cradleho.
John Smith is in the neighborhood cradlehoing, someone alert the authorities.
Cradleho by HailZeus December 31, 2010
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cradlerobber 

if your older than the spouse by a lot.
If theres grass on the field ...play ball,and if their aint?I fuck it anyway
cradlerobber by jary May 13, 2005

cradlejob 

A type of blowjob in which the person giving the blowjob holds the recipient in both arms, cradling them. Often only the strongest of Men & Women can preform this making it the rarest blowjob.
Yo did you hear Mrs. Jay gave Ryan a cradlejob? he said it was wild!

cradlerobber 

a teenage guy that goes out with a girl more then 2 years younger then him.
that guy is such a cradlerobber! hes goin out with a girl 4 years younger then him!
cradlerobber by Anonymous July 19, 2003

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026