When you eat crack and a few hours later when you have sex or ejaculate, you sperm will be solid and you will find it hard to push out, this can be very dangerous, because when you do this, you dick will go insane and you can the humungocock.

El Chapo: hey can i have some sugar
drug dealer: here (but accidentally gives him crack)
El Chapo: eats the crack
12 hours later
El Chapo has sex with his wife
El Chapo: what the fuck why is my cum so hard to push out and is so solid, oh shit! i have the crackcum !
Many think El Chapo is at florence prison, but hes actually in a secret hospital because of the humungocock penis

Crackcum by toxicerous February 1, 2021

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Cracktus

(Adj) describing a previously shaved yet stubbley ass.

“What happened to your face? It’s all irritated and splotchy?”
“I ate that booty last night, but she wasn’t expecting it so when I dove in. Bam. Cracktus”

Cracktus by Half a slap July 14, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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