cracktard 

1. One who is simultaneously acting like a fool and is exhibiting the sense and actions of a crack fiend.

Related to cracktaculous and crunktunculous.

"That guy over there, yammering away and picking fights with gangstas, is a cracktard."

cracktard by bad daddy April 13, 2005

Cracktard 

A mix of crackhead and retard.

"Wow, I just threw a fireball at her and she didn't move! What a cracktard!"

Cracktard by Sora-chan :D May 8, 2007

cocktarded 

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

cocktarded by {pole} July 3, 2008

Cocktarded 

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

Cocktarded by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

Cracktured 

When an object becomes both cracked and fractured

My man's leg was cracktured after that hit

Cracktured by CoolSlimeBoy February 15, 2022

cratarded

doin' somethin so crazy its retarded

man dont put yo cat in da microwave,thats cratarded

cratarded by tyler manning January 30, 2008

crack-tarded 

the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).

'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!

crack-tarded by baby's mama July 20, 2011