crackship 

A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack. Relatively common in fan fiction.

Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!

crackship by H@rdc0re March 20, 2008

crackbuff 

to wash ones ass. particularly after a heavy sweat. to buff the crack of ones ass for hygienic purposes.

"after a good ol fashioned crackbuff u could eat off that ass"

"looks like pacarski will need the crackbuff today if he thinks hes gonna score with those fags"

crackbuff by abuser of pacarskis anus May 23, 2005

Crackershit Slong Beater 

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

Crackershit Slong Beater by Theinsultist May 16, 2014

crack bush 

A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*

"The Crack Bush giveth, and he taketh away."

crack bush by LoL_What April 4, 2009

crackbunny 

hot girl that is on crack.

dude, that chick is a crackbunny.

crackbunny by Russell Longgrear March 30, 2008

crackus 

Scientific name (species) following the scientific name (genus) of something that gets you high like crack.

Skydiving: Jumpus crackus
Shopping: Spendus crackus
Racing: Nascarus crackus
Dogs: Canis crackus

crackus by K9K9K9 April 1, 2010

Crackus-Murr 

A very mythical sea monster that is unknown to most of society. More powerful then the Lochness and more far reaching then Bigfoot, Crackus-Murr (also known as Cragusmir or in old english as "en Cragus de Murren") is a dark being from another world that takes many forms of fear. He lurks in every pond, lake, stream, and ocean through an interconnected highway of underground tunnels and patrols his bodies of water with his amazing power and grace. There have been no sightings but his presence have been felt through many sounds, movements, and abnormal energies felt all over the world. Some say to look in his eyes means instant death ... or others say a boquet of flowers instantly appears on your head as you slowly start to grow in height. Experts have said that he originated from a pond somewhere in the vicinity of Prosperity, Pennsylvania.

Last night we were skinny dipping and I SWEAR i felt Crackus-Murr's presence in the water... it was life changing.

Crackus-Murr by jtixxlefrom the rizzle May 1, 2011