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crazybitch 

A crazybitch is like a crazy bitch, but more likely to attack your psyche than your person. She will do things that make completely no sense and not care that she is doing them. She is very selfish, and while she realizes this, she, again, doesn't care.
Coop: Oh yeah, he has one night off work and he was going to go to Pat's birthday party....

Dan: So she's mad that He's not spending every free minute he has with her?

Coop: Yeah, basically.....

Dan: Hey, I'm not for the whole "bros before hos" thing, but I'm going with Cam on this one, 'cause she is a crazybitch.
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Crack bitch

A bitch who is high on crack and doesn't give two shits about anything because she's high on crack.
Beth:"Damn Becky! Look at that crack bitch"

crack bitch:"hsiakwkalsjdhrvrhjsks"

Crack Bitch

A term for a female that is VERY annoying, usually most people in the friend group hate them(if they are even part of the friend group)
Person 1: Natalia is such a crack bitch, I bet she is a whore
Person 2: You bet, her mom is a whore too.
Crack Bitch by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

crackitchitus 

(Crack-itch-i-tus)

A medical disorder in which the space between the two buttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.
Jane: Hey Bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?

Bill: I can't I have a horrible case of crackitchitus.

Jane: Awwww, that's too bad

Bill: Jane, i have 24 hours to live

Jane: HAHA >:D
crackitchitus by NumbSkull May 1, 2010

Crankabitchapotamus 

It's the word used to describe someone so cranky and so bitchy that you drop your jaw in awe. Generally speaking, said person has the intelligence and/or appearance of a hippopotamus.
"Don't provoke me! The power was out, so I overslept, and couldn't straighten my hair, then I broke a nail! I'm such a crankabitchapotamus today!"

crackwitch 

A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.
That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.
crackwitch by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

crack bitch

A bitch who is on the crack drug.
crack bitch by The Iron Sikh September 14, 2008