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crack finger 

The finger you scratch your ass crack with
My index finger is my crack finger
crack finger by Dubiks December 19, 2018

crack my finger 

say it backwards,i dare you
person:crack my finger
same person: finger my crack

finger-crack

Noun- a smartphone that has enraptured its user to to point of serious addiction, such that the use must touch, tap, swipe, etc. or else become irritable and aggressive
Seeing the same student on her phone for the umpteenth time that period, the frustrated teacher told her student to put the finger-crack away and try, for the sake of all that is good, to control her addiction for the final five minutes of the period. Jonesing for another TikTok fix, the girl managed to pocket the device for all of 17 seconds.
finger-crack by Mr. Faraday January 9, 2024

Crack fingers 

When u have a crack lighter too close to your fingers it burns (usually from heated swishers to mild them to sticking)
Damnit I keep getting crack fingers every time roll a swisher
Crack fingers by Weed lord June 1, 2018

crackfingers 

when the addiction to your cell phone causes u to be able to type 1000 words a min with out lookin watchin tv
Look at crackfingers alex on her phone again while watchin cake farts
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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