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Crack Dogs

These dogs are usually Yorkshire Terriers or any other small dogs that could be owned by a gay couple. In this case the small crack dogs will bark and yelp at anything. They make high pitched noises that are beyond 33 decibels. Their noises cannot be blocked. Yorkshire terriers are perfect crack dogs because they will bark whenever rival drug dealers are on your turf. However, other than making noises, these dogs are useless. People who own crack dogs do not have many friends because people in the neighborhood can never get a second of sleep without hearing constant barking.
Fawn Do always has his crack dogs, including the leader Willie, barking at night to protect his house from police invasion.
Crack Dogs by the sleepless one September 1, 2009
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LORD CRACKDOG LOWENBOROW THE FIRST has officialy explained that he is the greatest crack feind of our era , HEVEN REPRESENT
hey lord crackdog hows it going you sexy bitch
crackdog by daniel February 27, 2005

crackdogs 

A band made in 2016 by Aaron Collier and Nathan Marshall, most formally known for their rap album Ghost Ass. Several of their songs are about the band members testicles but quite a few actually have significance in other realms. Their other album, ‘Badass Grandma’ was a full release and entered the earth sphere on October 30th 2017. The members of this band have had experience in the dark arts, and will feature Satan in their next album, ‘Jake is Nipple Gay’
bro did you hear the new song by ‘crackdogs’?

nah dude what the hell is that

only the greatest band, gleaming with homosexual energy
crackdogs by 3000masterchief May 18, 2018
Yo, I'm a crackdog in love with Sarah Palin.
crackdog by lizzzzzzzzzzzzy June 14, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026