Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.
by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 06, 2003
To open up an ice cold beer
I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty
by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 18, 2009