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One who receives indiscriminate blowjobs (see Jizzard). refers to spreading of lice (due to indiscriminate selection of Jizzards) that takes place during the 'milking' process.

Note: as lice are usually spread from hairy place to hairy place transferral of crabs is only likely with bearded Jizzards.
“Wheres (the) Jizzard?”
“He’s int’ bushes wit’ Crabber”
“ahh..”

(read with Yorkshire inflection)
by Bundyshoveller May 24, 2006