A senior citizen usually found in a temperate climate who spends massive amounts of time at the beach. Thus resulting in their overall appearance being altered so greatly by the sun in combination with age that they resemble a dark brown, deep fried, crab rangoon..
I was down at the beach on Monday and could hardly fine an open area to lounge. The whole place was taken up by a bunch of crab rangoons..
by sparkalicous February 25, 2008
I went out with Kelly last night and had me some of the crab rangoon.
by Aidan Mackeefer March 30, 2004