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Someone designated to pick crabs for you during crab eating so you dont have to
Cathy: Mmmmm these crabs are good. So glad I don't have to pick them.

Phil: Thats because I'm the crab bitch! I'll pick those crabs for you!
by gladaringo madingo March 06, 2012
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a woman with no morals
Tim: "yeah I fucked this girl the other day but turns out she has no morals."
Brad: "sounds like a crab bitch."
by Cool gal August 22, 2016
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Someone who doesn't want to touch crabs when picking them apart to eat.
Phil won't break apart the crabs body. He's such a crab bitch.
by Leonhart August 19, 2017
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