A fat bitch's gigantic cooter, usually a big hairy mound of pubis with wide, flabby meat curtains. Cowpussy is best suited for fisting and animal husbandry, or stuffing with toys, fruit or huge cock.
That cunt I picked up hoggin last night had an enormous cowpussy - I thought it was going to swallow me whole!
by fucka john wayne September 25, 2009
The act of having your pants tightly snug around full fudge load, creating a protruding shape similar to a heifer's vagina.
Every time Grucker steps foot in an airplane he always has the best cow pussy.
by Ace Middlemist August 20, 2007