A verb used to describe the action of sodomizing a canine with a hairbrush. Although initially used to refer solely to rectally violating a dog, the term can be generalized to other animals and other household items.
The term was initially coined by the Reddit community in response to a thread in which a canine named Colby was sodomized. It has since spread to various other forums.
Cowboyism is the unironicideology that we should destroy all modern aspects and customs of society, and revert back to purely wild western times.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard you began a follower of cowboyism.
Person 2: Yer darn tootin hoss, all this new fangled modern society with their "electronics" n "memeeys" really rustles my cattle up."
"Well, he invited me back to his place for Jell-o, and there's always room for Jell-o, but I don't remember much after that. Do you think he was cosbying me?