Hell yeah, Hank, come on down! We just got back from the butcher and we're fryin' up some cowboy donuts!
by Megamickel June 29, 2019
A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...
B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2017
when driving country roads late at night and approaching a four way intersection, instead of stopping, you turn your headlights off to see if headlights are coming from the other directions: no lights means green lights.
by pfoggy March 17, 2022
When a girl is riding a guy cowgirl style and just before he is about to come, she punches him in the face. In his confusion he finishes as his eyes well up with tears.
My girl was upset I didn’t give her money to get her nails done. Later that night my girl was riding me and cowboy bepop-ed me right in the face, now I have a black eye.
by celloRav3 August 26, 2022
by big bear941 April 10, 2014
When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!
by OGProperSean December 3, 2021
Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.
by bobmarley0021 October 22, 2018