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Cow Slapping
When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Cow Slapping by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
Cowslapper
Cowslapper by A person in HYP July 20, 2009
Cowslap
Cowslap, defined as a fresh and oddly feeling fart. One which sounds as if a cow has been slapped hastily around the face. Abrupt. To be compared to a naked flame,a naked fart, with no smell just the horrific sound of an individual cow being slapped right across it's muddy little grass chewing face. It may feel as if you have prolapsed, but you have not.
par example: "Jesus Christ did you just cowslap??"
"COWSLAP!"
"oh my god! I think i just did a cowslap"
"COWSLAP!"
"oh my god! I think i just did a cowslap"
Cowslap by economistjerry April 3, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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