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Coutorture 

Some horrid display or attempt at a unique, "couture" fashion gone terribly wrong, so as it actually becomes painful or awkward to look at.
Your attempt to emulate Lady Gaga is pure coutorture; I would recommend you immediately take of that sad hot mess you have going on there. Eww.
Coutorture by Prince Amazing February 23, 2013
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Cosby Coutoure 

An indie style characterized by wearing tacky and blindingly multicolored sweaters (often from Goodwill or another thrift store), khakis, velvet sweatpants, etc. The goal is to imitate the look of the Huxtable family on the Bill Cosby Show. The tacky sweater is key.
Dude 1: Dang, look at that guy in the green, blue, orange, mauve, vermillion, and chartruese wool sweater.

Dude 2: Is that Coogi?

Dude 1: No man, it's Cosby Coutoure.
Cosby Coutoure by danger dave 111 February 18, 2009

COURTURE 

COURTURE is 1.COURT- (MW) seek to attract and 2. TURE- reference from "torture" (MW) agony or pain- "COURTURE" is what relationships turn out to be when either person in a relationship feels like the honeymoon has ended and the fighting, nagging and neediness become more constant.
Damn!!! Your relationship took on its COURTURE path now!!!
COURTURE by Fast Talkin' E October 13, 2011

Couverture 

The state of being a married woman.

The state of being a married woman.

Applied to societies where particular value is placed on a female attaining that status.
The substance of marriage has long been subject to change over time as societal attitudes to it have evolved. In support one may cite the abandonment of couverture and the wider maturation of public attitudes towards homosexuality and same-sex couples.
Couverture by fiery62 July 27, 2015

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008