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Your best friend. The one you call for all your problems. The one you can tell anything and absolutely everything to. Your bestie? She's more than that. She's your sister. She's the only one who will tell you your fat, or ugly, or smell bad. She's the only one who will tell you your boyfriends a jackass. She'll beat the crap out of anyone hating on you and you'll do the same for her. She's more than just family. She's your fucking life. Person 1: "Who is your best friend?"
PErson 2: "My cousin obviously... |
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An anonymous sexual partner, in a social situation. "Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"
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The anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all. Guy 1: "Yo, check out my new pimpin' Rolex"
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter, my cousin has one already." |
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Someone highly desirable I just fucked my cousin!
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Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.
The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head. I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.
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1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married. Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.
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On an episode of COPS;
The person to which a stolen car, a bag of weed, or a crackpipe, belongs to. No, I didnt steal the car, its my cousin's, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.
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homie, friend, associate, partner me and my cousin went to her party.
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