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10.
Invariably, everyone has at least one cousin who has been in juvenile hall, is a slut, or lives in the ghetto. Even if you are the richest person in the world.
Jack: yeah I live in Bel Air, but I have some cousins who rep hoover and live in COmpton.
by Angelacia June 25, 2007
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1.
An anonymous sexual partner, in a social situation.
"Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"
by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003
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2.
The anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all.
Guy 1: "Yo, check out my new pimpin' Rolex"
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter, my cousin has one already."
by the donald March 30, 2006
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3.
Someone highly desirable
I just fucked my cousin!
by Liger Zero April 06, 2003
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4.
Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.
I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.
by Queeeeeeef July 08, 2004
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5.
1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.
Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.
by MrClean March 04, 2005
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6.
On an episode of COPS;
The person to which a stolen car,
a bag of weed, or
a crackpipe, belongs to.
No, I didnt steal the car, its my cousin's, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.
by doncoz August 31, 2004
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7.
homie, friend, associate, partner
me and my cousin went to her party.
by someone February 23, 2005
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