courtesy carol

The hooker you meet at your local patty's diner, who is courteous enough to give you a small fry with a 10 cent BJ.

Bob: "I went to patty's the other day"
Joe: "Oh, did you meet courtesy carol?"
Bob: "Dat bia who butters you up wit a small fry and a 10 cent BJ?"
Joe: "YEAAAAH BOOOOOY!"

by kacissA July 17, 2008

Cumming courtesy

The common courtesy of reaching your climax , or cumming, at the exact same moment of your partner's climax, out of respect.

Mother: Always practice cumming courtesy, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.

by Duploidzer April 10, 2015

Reverse Courtesy Flush

When you find someone else's shit in the toilet and you have to flush before you use it

I got into the stall at the restaurant and had to do a reverse courtesy flush for the guy before me before I could drop my own deuce.

by LeafyGreens37 December 15, 2022

Courtesy Laughter

Courtesy laughter is extended to the boss or someone that believe's they are important any time they say anything that is either remotely funny or not funny at all. Usually heard in board rooms in front of the customer or anyone else that may have influence on project funding.

Boss: "Thanks everybody for coming to the meeting and making me feel important"

Boardroom: "He......he.....he...he...."

Alan (whispering): "Damn, did you hear Jeff? That kiss-ass had the loudest courtesy laughter in the room".

by Dulaney71 August 27, 2014

Courtesy Cardboard

Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.

Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*

by breaking girls cunts March 27, 2012

courtesy fur

The small amount of hair, a woman leaves when shaving her vagina, so she doesn't look like a "little girl"

Steve would've thought Brandi was jail-bait big time, if it weren't for the bit of courtesy fur she had left behind, when she shaved her cooter.

by TechSavage72 February 27, 2016

Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)

(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"

by Urbandood69 July 19, 2018