Adj: the quality of being legitimately able to be brought to court.
Girl1: This ho is suing me for calling her a bitch, which she is.
Girl2: Is that even courtable?!
Dude1: Dude, i was such a drunkassbitch when i left the party last night, i can't believe i made it home safe.
Dude2: You best watch yoself, driving drunk is a courtable-ass offense.