The opportunity before intercourse where a dude gets all face sticky, having to get her off knowing the one-pump-chump move won’t bring her back for seconds.
Matt: Hey Bryne, sit on my face....intetcourse isn’t going to bring you back for more but outta-course will.
Bryne: ***sits on face***
#mistasista #jameojacklaundry
Bryne: ***sits on face***
#mistasista #jameojacklaundry
by DURB March 9, 2018
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This sentence is used when you doubt about someone that can never be doubt of. It is used to make a reference about this person's personality and acts.
by tom holland stan August 27, 2017
A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.
Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.
Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.
I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.
by Sonoma Sterling March 25, 2014
A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
by roswtr August 17, 2020