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countryballs 

A special genre of memes in which countries are represented by spheres with their respective flags on them(except for a couple cases where certain countries are allowed different shapes, such as Nepal and Kazakhstan. It creates humor by stereotyping each country with common problems. It is the general rule of thumb in the genre that players write in "Engrish(example-"I of wantings to talk to you!")" for countryballs that do not speak English naturally.
Gags include
-Greece not paying debts to Germany
-Poland cannot into space
-China using XiXiXiXi instead of HaHaHaHa
-Sweden taking over all of the world in a world-ending event known commonly as the Börkpocalypse.("Börk Börk")
-Germany having trouble from keeping itself from reverting back to Nazism
-the Reichtangle, a rectangular character that is the supposed "Fourth Reich", and is obsessed with anschluss, often destroying its neighbors in fits of anschluss.
-Finland being drunk
-The USA must always be wearing shades, unless it is pre-American-Spanish war
-Britain must always wear a top hat
-Poland's flag being upside down(don't ask why, its one of the great mysteries of the Earth)"
-Many others
for more information, look up "countryballs"
these comics also go by the name of Polandball.
Swedenball: Börk
Norwayball: I don't understa...
Swedenball: BÖRK
*Norwayball's flag is overrun by the blue background and yellow cross of great Sweden*
Norwayball: NAHHHAHHHAHAAAaaa.... Börk?
Swedenball: Börk Börk
Norwayball: Börk
All the other countryballs: Oh dear god.... Its happening.
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cuntybaws 

exclamation of dismay

reference to one of a not particularly likeable persuation
'Haw Cuntybaws!!! Ah'm gonnae fuckin kill you!!'

countryball 

1) A type of animation using countries (usually represented as people) and usually realistic wars between them. Countyballs are quite satiric and rely mostly on stereotypes. For example, in the countryball animations by "No Idea Animations", Poland cleans Toilets for England, Russia likes vodka and AK-47s, and France likes frog legs, wine, and baguettes. In countryballs, the following flags are usually flipped over: Poland, Indonesia, and Monaco (however, Monaco and other microstates aren't used often). Some countries, like Kazakhstan, are bricks.

2) A ball that you buy from the store (like a soccer ball) but with a picture of a country or country flag as its design.
1) Why is it that microstates aren't used often in countryballs?
2) Wanna play soccer with my new countryball at the weekend today?
countryball by AnimationGamer November 15, 2017

Countryballs 

Countryballs The Best Thing In The World And If You Disrespect Countryballs I Will Fucking Rip Ur Head Off.
man countryballs are amazing

Nice, countryball animation!

Countryball Kid

Countryballs is an internet meme relating to political crises or anything that is going on with an influence.

Countryball Kid -
A boy obsessed with the fantasy of countryballs and have a sexual attraction to germany-
These "countryball kids" are aged 7-12 and are specialized in Wehraboo culture and the most radical shit you will ever see, These "Countryball Kids" Post shitty stupid flipaclip animations onto their channel always relating to some shitty ass country.

How to find a countryball kid?
Any random stupid video on YT Shorts that is homophobic, Clicking "Newest First" you can see these people.

Traits of Countryball Kids
- Homophobic
- Young
- Involve in Anti Furry Humor
- Band Kid Influence
- Unfunny
- Create Pointless Videos
- Wehraboo
Countryball Kid: LGTBQ+ is a mistake!

Regular Person: What' a countryball kid.
Countryball Kid by Aliyy November 13, 2022

Countryballs 

countryballs are spheres with a country's flag a common name for Countryballs is Polandball they exist to be simple and to be stereotypes
americaball: gib oils
middle eastern countryballs: no
americaball: *sends out 5 nukes*
Countryballs by helloboymandude January 17, 2020

cuntyballs 

(Irish origin)
A despicable, loathsome, deluded halfwit.
I saw that cuntyballs from Big Brother on the train...
cuntyballs by Shane Lees February 20, 2004