countertop cleaner
countertop cleaner by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004
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Alaskan Countertop
When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.
Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!
Alaskan Countertop by theminkinator January 29, 2014
Granite countertop
Granite countertop by bobbbbbbbby Hill February 20, 2015
countertroll
When you avoid a troll's trollish act (or taking it deep) and countering it by successfully trolling him/her back. This action is hard to pull off.
Student: *sitting in classroom with a female teacher and other students*
*The female teacher starts reminiscing about her past*
Teacher: "Back in my day my friends used to call me shortstuff cuz I'm short."
Student's troll comment: "I wonder how long ago that was?"
*Whole classroom laughs*
Teacher's countertroll comment: "I don't know, why don't you ask your father?"
Classroom: You just got countertrolled!
*The female teacher starts reminiscing about her past*
Teacher: "Back in my day my friends used to call me shortstuff cuz I'm short."
Student's troll comment: "I wonder how long ago that was?"
*Whole classroom laughs*
Teacher's countertroll comment: "I don't know, why don't you ask your father?"
Classroom: You just got countertrolled!
countertroll by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013
counterterrorist
Counterterrorist / Counter Terrorist
Acronym: CT
A Counterterrorist is one who practices tactics, strategies
and techniques to prevent or respond to acts or threats of
terrorism by terrorists.
A CT may be employed by the government, military,
police department or corporations (see: PMC)
Acronym: CT
A Counterterrorist is one who practices tactics, strategies
and techniques to prevent or respond to acts or threats of
terrorism by terrorists.
A CT may be employed by the government, military,
police department or corporations (see: PMC)
Noteable Counterterrorists:
Solid Snake
Sam Fisher
Jack Bauer
James Bond
G.I Joe Team
Ethan Hunt
Jason Bourne
The CT Team from Counter Strike including:
- The GIGN
- SAS
- GSG-9
- Seal Team 6
Team America World Police
Noteable Counterterrorist / Intelligence Agencies:
Interpol
MI5 / MI6
CIA
To some extent the FBI
FSB
and so on, and so on...
Solid Snake
Sam Fisher
Jack Bauer
James Bond
G.I Joe Team
Ethan Hunt
Jason Bourne
The CT Team from Counter Strike including:
- The GIGN
- SAS
- GSG-9
- Seal Team 6
Team America World Police
Noteable Counterterrorist / Intelligence Agencies:
Interpol
MI5 / MI6
CIA
To some extent the FBI
FSB
and so on, and so on...
counterterrorist by rzhhhh July 8, 2010
Counter Top
When a girl is standing behind a counter or bar, and you think she has a hot body. Then she comes out from behind the counter and you find out her lower body is fat.
Cory: "Do you see that bartender? She is FINE!"
Neil: "Are you kidding?! Wait 'til she comes out from behind the bar, she's a major counter top!"
Neil: "Are you kidding?! Wait 'til she comes out from behind the bar, she's a major counter top!"
Counter Top by Leopold B. Stotch July 15, 2009