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a guy that goes down on a girl experiencing a particularly bloody period, leaving his face and hands dripping with blood...thus resembling a vampire with no dignity
he turned into count gralen last night after doing too much scomp and drinking 20 beers and ended up in that nasty bleeding slut's room. i bet he loved it.
by Blue Lines May 10, 2008
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