A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has no proof you did it.
Student: so we are all good this was just a misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.
Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.
Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.
by myschoolisgay April 18, 2019
A cool ass chic that'll fabricate, manipulate and buck the system. She'll lie to your parole and probation officer. She may even provide you with clean urine specimens to be sampled if you're piss is dirty.
I wish my drug and alcohol evaluator was a ROXI THE COUNSELOR because I'm high as fuck and I ain't trying to go back to prison.
by Keukakat December 20, 2017
(1) A person who's job is to offer emotional support and guidance to the students in any given school district. This person can talk to students when they are having a bad day and help them apply to colleges.
(2) The "School Mom"
(2) The "School Mom"
I had a period stain on the back of my pants today at school and my guidance counselor was the only one who could make me feel better. She got me get new pants from the lost and found and even let me eat a gogurt in her office till I stopped crying.
by SheAteThePlacenta August 31, 2017
by Kelpie Do921 April 26, 2022
When you a student in high school handout free condoms and possibly literature about safe sex. However the expense is actually being paid by the guidance counsel office (who would get in trouble if they were to hand out free condoms and possibly literature on lgbtttq safe sex).
“I was a underground guidance counselor in high school” said Shelby.
“WTF is that??” asked toriah .
“In high school I would be provided condoms and safe sex pamphlets from the actual guidance counselors in my high school who were scared , that parents would call the school. I would hand the condoms out every Tuesday, and be known as a underground guidance counselor “.
“WTF is that??” asked toriah .
“In high school I would be provided condoms and safe sex pamphlets from the actual guidance counselors in my high school who were scared , that parents would call the school. I would hand the condoms out every Tuesday, and be known as a underground guidance counselor “.
by Sprite28 November 4, 2018
A camp counselor, that is truly evil to the core but in a funny way, and at the end of all of the cheap horror movies this B.B.C. is the one that always kills her campers but in a funny way. B.B.C. is also an alcoholic with a $500 a day coke habit, and a serious addiction to high class hookers.
wow i had the best time at camp wannahockalugie this summer even though my counselor was such a Bad Bobbi Counselor or as we say a B.B.C. the whole time. There was drinking, drugs and hookers all over are tent.
by lexi hues February 8, 2009
A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.
by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021