Just a weird sounding word that came up to me one afternoon and I decided to define it as follow: a counch is person laying lazy in bed cause of an injury but who should actually get up
He fell mountain biking this weekend and now hes become a counch
by Procouncher October 31, 2020
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The act of humping one's couch, whether for fun or for pleasure.
Man, I was so wasted, I decided it was time for some counching.

I walked in and caught that bitch counching!
by Ananke September 12, 2013
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A uneducated individuals version of a typical couch.
It’s over there on the counch.”

“The what? Wtf is a counch? There’s no N in couch
by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022
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