| 1. | Joco Mofo | ||
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A Joco Mofo may be defined as a thoroughly awesome person, male or female, who is obsessed with the music, life, and personality of Jonathan Coulton.
"Joco" is a nickname that Jonathan Coulton is often called by his fans. "Mofo" is a term which is short for "motherfucker". Tristan: Magghie knows all the lyrics to every Jonathan Coulton song, and owns three Jonathan Coulton T-Shirt.
Brian: Dude, she's a Joco mofo! It was then that Seth realized that Lizanne, too, was a Joco mofo. |
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| 2. | Jonathan Coulton | ||
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A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money. Jonathan Coulton is the shit
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| 3. | Jonathon Coulton | ||
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A songwriting genius. His music is sort of folk-rockish and has nerdy lyrics involving zombies, nerd love and evil masterminds. Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton:
Re: Your Brains The Future Soon Code Monkey I Crush Everything Skullcrusher Mountain |
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| 4. | chicken-shit cockhole | ||
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Another way of saying YouTube hater expressed by Jonathan Coulton on his blog, referring to the people who were verbally attacking a woman who made a fan video of Still Alive.
Jonathan Coulton "Where’s your thing that you made and put online for everyone to see, you chicken-shit cockhole"?
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| 5. | JoCo | ||
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Jonathan Coulton, singer and songwriter extraordinaire. Best known for 'Still Alive', from Portal, and a remake of 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix-a-lot. Currently, he has written and sung over 100 songs. Dude, did you hear that sweet JoCo song? I laughed my ass off!
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| 6. | Scene Kids | ||
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Basically meaning 'Kids who just stand around at shows for the scene.' This term is now becoming older and older as more 'scene kids' start to dress scene not 'act it.' Hell I know so many 'scene' kids that listen to fucking brutal music and dance at shows, they don't just do it for the scene.
But alas I can see where people come from when they talk abt faggy pretentious scene kids that take a bazillion pictures for myspace and are sheepish constanly touch their hair and fold their arms and bitch whine and bitch but anyway yeah the music scene isn't about fashion but fashion is always incorporated into the scene, so I'm afraid you crnt just go "ah fucking scene kids blah blah blah...hatebreed...I'm a tough guy & I kick the shit out of you cus I listen to Donny Brook" cus chances are, you wear baggy jeans and some stupid £10 silver necklace and you have a skinhead, so yet agen your still doing it for the fashion! your trying to get out of this loophole that you crnt get out of. So I just say stop trying to be fuckin original, cus everyone dresses the same neway & also stop makin a big deal outta the hardcore scene, it's not about self respect bla blah blah its about wotever the fuck you want. Btw i fucking hate the scene. Twatty Tough Guy "Grrr I hate scene kids, I have too many baggy hatebreed t shirts and my band has a fat bassist that just tunes to drop d and plays all the same old shit, Our new album is out it's called 'the hard fight' we have a new song called 'Self Respect'. Favourite pastimes are ranting abt how shit myspace is & trying to look cool and not find lots of clothes that seperate me from the scene.
Twatty Scene Kid "OMGZZZZZZ like my band is gonna play awesome metalxcore and we're gonna be called .burningxthroughxthexseasonxofxfire. and we're gonna have long song titles like 'I didn't even know it but he died right before my eye's, and now I'm carrying his corpse' I love x's on my screen name and my band name cus we're 'straight edge' but we still smoke and drink |
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| 7. | Cultfish | ||
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A way to greet friends with sir names that begin with:
- Coul - Cool - Col - Cul - Cult Alright Cultfish!!! How's it going buddy?!
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