Nickname: American columnist and broadcaster Monica Crowley, so-called because while espousing many conservative views and opinions in common with Ann Coulter, she tends to avoid making the kind of extremist polemic outbursts which have undermined Coulter's credibility as a journalist.
Publically, Monica Crowley is dismissive of the appellation "Ann Coulter Lite", but privately relishes the turf she has acquired as a result of the more favorable impression she has gained by comparison with the better-known conservative drama queen.
by Speedog 2 December 26, 2011
A disease uncanny to anorexia, which causes a Republican woman to deprive herself of food because she truly hates herself deep down inside and lacks sexual pleasure. The person afflicted is typically blond and has a low IQ.
Dam, did you see that stupid Republican chic Elizabeth Hasselbeck, from The View yesterday? She definitely has a serious case of Ann Coulter Syndrome.
by more yogurt please July 27, 2010
CP Coulter is the author of the widely know fan fiction called Dalton. This fan fiction has...5942 reviews this very moment that I'm writing this. Dalton is one of, if not the best thing to happen to the Glee fandom on fanfiction.net. You should read it. It ships Klaine and Rane and gondolas Jogan. Dalton is the story of what happened to Kurt from Glee when he was at Dalton, however it goes past the Born This Way episode when Kurt goes back to McKinley. There are many Other Characters CP has made up such as the Brightman Twins, Dwight Houston, Logan Wright, Julian Larson, Reed van Kamp, and Shane Anderson. The plot of the story itself deals with romance, danger and a deranged psycho. Along with it's amazing plot is metaphors from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol
Julian's eyes widened. Quickly, he patted Logan's pockets. "Logan, where's your medication?"
The disoriented prefect made a deep sigh. "If you'd really like to know, it's that way." He gestured absently to nothing.
Everyone looked around. Julian blinked. "What is?"
"What you want."
Seeing absolutely nothing, Kurt looked at him incredulously. "It is?"
Logan blinked. "It is what?"
"What you said was there!" Julian burst out.
"What's there?"
"Your medication!" Kurt snapped.
"What medication?"
"But you just said—!" Julian groaned in absolute frustration, resisting the urge to strangle his friend. He dragged a hand down his face as Kurt glared at the Twins who were expiring on the floor in fits of hysterical laughter.
"This is not funny!" Blaine scolded them.
"Yes—it is!" the Twins gasped between chokes of laughter.
~From Chapter 26 Part 2 of Dalton by CP Coulter
The disoriented prefect made a deep sigh. "If you'd really like to know, it's that way." He gestured absently to nothing.
Everyone looked around. Julian blinked. "What is?"
"What you want."
Seeing absolutely nothing, Kurt looked at him incredulously. "It is?"
Logan blinked. "It is what?"
"What you said was there!" Julian burst out.
"What's there?"
"Your medication!" Kurt snapped.
"What medication?"
"But you just said—!" Julian groaned in absolute frustration, resisting the urge to strangle his friend. He dragged a hand down his face as Kurt glared at the Twins who were expiring on the floor in fits of hysterical laughter.
"This is not funny!" Blaine scolded them.
"Yes—it is!" the Twins gasped between chokes of laughter.
~From Chapter 26 Part 2 of Dalton by CP Coulter
by lostmytwin.tumblr.com August 17, 2011
An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.
Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
by the dirty liberal June 15, 2009
The longer the media goes without mentioning the perpetrator's race, the less likely it's going to be white.
Has the media not mentioned the perpetrator's race in a while? It's probably The Ann Coulter Effect in place and the perp is less likely to going to be white.
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