I couldn't care less

The correct version of i could care less. Something to say when you really don't care about something/someone.

person 1: My phone died :(
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!

person 2: i don't care.

by tenyaiida July 8, 2020

I Couldn't Give the Fourth

literally translated as "I could care less."

"I couldn't give the fourth about women."

by doogface February 10, 2012

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Is when you type the word l;;0p;-lkkkm; in the urban dictionary to see the definition of it & it will say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;

Jake: I want to know what does l;;0p;-lkkkm; means?
Urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;
Jake: WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISNT IT A WORD?

by Some1 @ the internet April 26, 2019

boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.

When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.

by Choda Boy 57 May 9, 2008

couldn't find his dick in the dark

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.

It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.

by Marcoda June 11, 2011

i couldn't give a rat's ass

I don't care.

I couldn't give a rat's ass about birthdays.

by PA McFalls January 19, 2016

couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo

Phrase usually used to describe a sub-standard football player whose shooting ability leaves a lot to be desired.A variation on the classic phrase:"Couldn't hit a barn door from 10 paces".

"That Morientes fellow appears to be a waste of money.He couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo."

by J Strummer September 6, 2006