coughpon

When a girl is on her period and has a tampon in her vagina, she coughs and her tampon shoots out.

"How are you feeling sweety?" asked mom.
"Ive felt better, im sick an on my period." said madeline.

cough**cough**cough

"Oh my Gosh. you just had a coughpon and your tampon shot out of your vagina." added her mom.

coughpon by Beccakayl8 January 17, 2008

coughpoppy

Noun-the state of which a person falls asleep drunk,then proceeds to speak in a slurry gibberish language, and/or starts doing odd things while eating.

"Why is there a half of a cheeseburger in your shower?"
"Oh, my mom was coughpoppy last night"

coughpoppy by TesTheMess99 November 22, 2016

coughpoppy

A state in which a person passes out drunk, then proceeds to eat in bed loudly, speak in a gibberish language, and do other odd things while sleeping. Can only happen when the person is drunk.

"Dude,why is there pizza in your shower?"
"Oh..my mom was coughpoppylast night."

coughpoppy by TesTheMess99 November 22, 2016