by Jeordie015 April 29, 2003
When your genitals develop a smelly smell after prolonged couch sitting. Usually from build up of sweat from sitting too long and/or persitant need of showering.
I spent the day off playing video games and my girlfriend wont have sex with me because I have couch crotch.
I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.
I really need to shower, I have some serious couch crotch.
by Lilbritt October 22, 2018